If it's not the worst attempt at a dungeon scene, it's probably the cutest attempt.

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[WATCH: Knockin Boots - Next Door Ebony]

Not to mention, Bam Bam and Dylan Henri have some palpable chemistry, and REALLY know how to make the sex hot for the camera.

In "Knockin' Boots" from Next Door Ebony, the scene description starts out, reading "When you step into the dungeon, get ready to play rough with some real tough guys."

But what the hell kind of a dungeon is this?

It's so well-lit. It's so clean. And what is that cute decoration in the corner? So twee.

Not to mention this room has none of the dark undertones or eroticism of a sex dungeon - it looks like a spare bedroom in someone's house, and the actors, Bam Bam and Dylan Henri were told to wear harnesses.

They're wearing the cutest harnesses, though! Look at Dylan Henri's asymmetrical one!

That being said, though this sucks as a hardcore dungeon scene, it's a great sex scene. These two guys LOVE hamming it up for the camera, and they LOVE oral. Watching Dylan Henri rim Bam Bam's hole will make your cock and hole twitch a few times. And watching them deep throat each other's cocks is just as hot. You already know their sex is hot, especially as Dylan fucks Bam Bam until they both cum.

Instead of a 90s gay porn scene, this could have been a great vintage gay porn scene.

The dated decor is there. The 90-style boots are there. Hell. The scene is even called "Knockin' Boots" which is a 90s slang term for having sexy times. The only thing missing?

The soundtrack should have been the eponymously-titled song, "Knockin Boots" by 90s R&B band H-Town.

Is this the worst attempt at a dungeon gay porn scene ever?

WATCH THE FULL SCENE AT NEXT DOOR EBONY