Birthday Boy Toy: Naked James McAvoy Should Be Inside You Always

James McAvoy (37)

James McAvoy, AKA the hottest period piece of the 2000's, has *impeccably* spaced apart (these things matter) gorgeous blue eyes, Precious Moments™ collectible figurine skin, cherry red lips, and a Scottish accent that will have you Becuming Jane! The fact that you can see James McAvoy naked in his movies is just icing on the cake. 

2007's Atonement brought us peak McAvoy, with his old-timey hottie game at at 100%. Seriously, just look at that GIF above. Did he just have a popsicle or something? Those lips are actually candy and need to be tasted! Also, old-timey white American guys need to be super tan in movies while British guys need to be translucent for some reason. Rules is rules! James definitely got the message and his skin probably feels like luxurious satin.  

Since James McAvoy needs to atone for not going retro naked in arguably his hottest role, we'll let him make up for it with his handful of other impressive naked appearances. Check out his ass, balls, and a pretty sweet peen shot (from 2006's The Last King of Scotland) in the gallery below.