Alexander Skarsgård Soaked, All Over Margot Robbie in Vogue

May 16, 2016
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Alexander Skarsgård Tarzan, You Stain

Your undies. Now that we've all gone from thinking that Margot Robbie is 25-years-old to 30, to 45, to 12, and now back to 25 can we just, IDK, fucking forget about her for 3 seconds? Goddamn I can't wait in line at Walgreens with my half off sushi without seeing Margot on every magazine ever!

The Wolf of Wall Street star, 50 (I'm still not convinced), covers next month's Vogue with an accompanying spread pimping out the upcoming live action Tarzan movie. Thankfully the yummmmmmyyyy Alexander Skarsgård is there to add a little bit of damn sex appeal, looking his finest while posing with the old woman who threw the necklace into the ocean at the end of Titanic.

As your dick probably remembers from the first Tarzan promo pics, Alexander, actually 39, plays the king of the jungle (wait, is that from George of the Jungle?) himself. In the Vogue photoshoot, the True Blood actor really steals the show when he poses while completely drenched. There's something about a see through dress shirt clinging to Alex's hairy muscles that is doing serious, serious, things to me!

While the stylist here is dead on with the subtly introduced leopard print patterns and live animals, I'm feeling like cactuses are like, from an arid environment. It's not "Watch out for that cactus," it's "Watch out for that tree!" Wait, seriously what the fuck is George of the Jungle and what's Tarzan? Here's the SPREAD!