Battle of the Hunks: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Butts

June 3, 2016
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This weekend Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows hits theaters everywhere. You might best recognize the main characters as the guys gang banging Sonic the Hedgehog in ad gifs on porn sites.

Since I have a thing for Megan Fox and terrible movies, there's a good chance I'm going to bring in a water bottle of vodka and ReaLime and a bucket of KFC to the theaters and see this mess. If you think you're BETTER THAN ME and have other plans, just check out the gorgeous actors who have gone nude in other roles, and decide who's the hottest!

Noel Fisher (Michelangelo), Alan Ritchson (Raphael), and Stephen Amell (Casey Jones), have all gone memorably nude in other projects, with Fisher showing them how it's done with a hot twink gay scene in Shameless. While Fisher and Ritchson are no strangers to big budget blockbusters (Fisher in Harry Potter and Ritchson in Hunger Games), it's Amell who's become a household name as the delicious piece on Arrow.

The three boys have genuinely gorgeous butts, and have all shown them off in pretty great ways. Take a look at what they've got in their trunks below, and then vote for the cheeks you want to wear like ear muffs!