Aaron Taylor-Johnson (26)
Kind of like former Birthday Boy Toy James McAvoy, everyone remembers the moment they knew Aaron Taylor Johnson was going to sweep them away from all this craziness and be the father of their beautiful babies. Mine was while watching Anna Karenina in theaters where Johnson, again like McAvoy, was embracing one of the mops from Fantasia. Whoops, just realized it was actually Keira Knightley! Movie trivia moment!
Unfortunately in real life Aaron has a taste for J.K. Rowling cosplayers (KINKY), so we might be shit out of luck. Let's just settle for these pictures of Aaron Taylor Johnson's insanely gorgeous butt when he goes naked in 2012's Savages!