Naked John Slattery Is What You Need
Gorgeous silver fox John Slattery, 53, is the epitope of refined, masculine sexiness, and thankfully showed his butt and all the bush when he went nude in 1997's Red Meat! Whether you first got to know John Slattery as the politician who tried to get Carrie Bradshaw to stop talking by pissing in her mouth on Sex and the City (I'm... assuming that was part of the plot and just got cut), or as the guy who you patiently waited to jump on Don Draper for seven seasons on Mad Men, odds are you're aware Slattery is one of the hottest DILF's in the biz.
It turns out before he had that glorious white hair, Slattery was starring in a little flick called Red Meat. The cast is almost too amazingly 90's to be true (Lara Flynn Boyle? Jennifer Grey?! I'm serious wet) and is about three guy friends who talk about their sexual conquests while eating red meat together. With the symbolism of the red meat, of course, beating the viewer to death.
In addition to a long, oddly gratuitous pubes shot, we get to see John Slattery's butt when he goes naked in just an apron! The epic "Gapin' Apron" shot, as the insiders call it. Check out the pube locker room scene below as well as some stills in the gallery. And for the love of glob, if you've seen this movie, sound off below!
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