Birthday Boy Toy: Naked Jason Statham Butthole

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The fact that Jason Statham went nude and gave us a grundle / butthole shot in a movie called Crank is just too much. CRANK. I mean, how can you even process that? If eyes are the window into the soul then buttholes are the window into the butt, and while I think there's nothing cooler than seeing a star's pita pocket (don't even think I'm done posting about Milo Ventimiglia's asshole), I'm beginning to wonder if the world sees things my way. It's not as captivating as a dick, but come on, it's a butthole for goodness sake!

Jason Statham is totally Men Over 30 material, and something about his overwhelming manliness makes it seem like he would have a huge dick, right? Since I'll never pass up a chance to show Statham's butt and butthole, check out some more views in the gallery for your desktop background!