Jared Leto is a Hot Piece of Shit in New Rolling Stone Interview

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Jared Leto is the Abs-olute Worst in Rolling Stone

At first, I intended for the title of this post to mean that Jared Leto is hot and also a piece of shit, but after you read some of the quotes from the actor's new Rolling Stone interview, you might just come to the conclusion that he's, ya know, a piping hot piece of shit. HOWEVER, if you're like me and are attracted to sexy douchebags like moths to a flame, you'll definitely appreciate the ab-baring cover photo!

Using "ageless" twice in one day is something I try to avoid as it's usually a big old fat lie, but like our Birthday Boy Toy Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, 44-year-old Jared Leto seriously doesn't age and, strictly physically speaking, is so fuckable and you know it! As you can probably guess, in his new excruciating Rolling Stone interview, the Suicide Squad actor talks about how totally fucking hardcore he is. Seriously guys, he's like the hardcore-est and DGAF about your rules. Convention? Um, no thanks. 

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The poor writer, Brian Hiatt, had to conduct the interview while going on a hike with Leto, and while the rebel's thoughts on his band Thirty Seconds to Mars as well as his upcoming role as the Joker are bad, the hike itself is what has my eyes examining the inside of my head. Ol' sherpa Leto makes sure that the interviewer knows what type of danger you get yourself into when you hang around a self-proclaimed interesting and crazy person. There's this: Via Rolling Stone (link below)

Soon, we're 300 feet above the creek, moving from one uncertain perch to another, with long, deadly gaps in between. "If you fall down, you're gonna break your head open," Leto says, noting that a professional guide would "probably" use a rope for some of it. 

And this:

...We traverse a tight trench with a nearly 90–degree slope. Leto scrambles upward, arms spread wide and spiderlike, while encouraging me to use a chain someone left there. "That was, like, a Home Depot garden chain," he tells me, a full 24 hours later. "Not necessarily a chain that you want to trust your life with."..."And right past it is a little dirt spot, and it's only a matter of time until that dirt decides to come down. So a lot of it is a matter of luck." He laughs, and asks, "But did you have fun?"

As if Hiatt wasn't already thinking about flinging himself over the edge. Though, something tells me they were probably 4 feet away from a parking lot and information center. Finally, Jared says this about his Joker role in Suicide Squad:

If the Joker did this interview, he'd definitely castrate you and make you eat your own testicles. Just for fun. That's if he liked you.

Seriously? I... I can't. Since this is Fleshbot, and the only bad taste in your mouth that I want to leave you with is asparagus-laced jizz, let's just focus on his ridiculous body and sexy scruff in the cover photo! Am I the one who's crazy? Is Jared just misunderstood? 

Via Rolling Stone Magazine