So Yeah, Here’s Penis and Butt from Naked 50 Cent on Power

August 8, 2016
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50 Cent Nude on Power

Starz! original series Power got a boost in its Tomatometer score between its tepid first season and current 2016 season, and it's definitely also picking up steam with the Gay Internet, especially now that star and executive producer 50 Cent showed his penis and butt in last night's episode, "Don't Worry, Baby." We were first TIPPED off (we are the only website to use that joke) when Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson went on an Instagram rant before Sunday's airing, apparently devastated and furious that the powers that be behind Power decided to show his penis in the final version. #EFFENVODKA!

In his first post he writes:

"Man I just saw episode 4, of POWER Courtney I'm a kill you, this is not funny . I think I just saw my in a scene. What the fuck Courtney call my phone NOW!!!"

Note: This tricky Courtney woman is Courtney Kemp Agboh, the creator of Power.

Curtis followed up that Instagram post about his penis with this one featuring his aunt:

"My Auntie G money, just called me and said man what the fuck did i just watch she traumatized. She said she had to get up twice. #EFFENVODKA"

Until they stop liquidating the rainbow ABSOLUTE vodka at my Target there's no way I'm going to pony up the money for EFFEN, but I have to try it at some point. Okay I digress, if you've ever been on the Internet ever you're definitely calling bullshit on 50 Cent's dismay over showing his cock to the world, and after you see it you'll understand why. That penis is seriously a thing of beauty! He should only be pissed if that thing DIDN'T make it into the collective spank bank of television viewers!

Power is a show about a corrupt club owner James "Ghost" St. Patrick (Omari Hardwick) who really goes against club owner convention by also selling drugs. In order to compete in the seemingly endless offerings of one hour dramas on networks that used to exclusively show softcore movies such as Lust in Space but now provide quality entertainment, Starz! brings plenty of nudity and sex scenes to Power. In a move similar to showing The Rock's remarkable rump on HBO's Ballers, airing a naked 50 Cent has been a huge publicity boost for Power, and just so happens to provide a boost in your pants. While banging a girl against a counter, 50 Cent shows off his really plump ass:

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But even that amazing reveal can't hold a candle to the epic 50 Cent penis baring scene:

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Like whoa, you need that, I need that, we all need that! Is it everything you had hoped it would be? Are you kind of thinking of Chelsea Handler having sex with 50 Cent and is it kind of turning your dick into an acorn? Give us your two cents!