Birthday Boy Toy: Prince Charming AKA Brenton Thwaites Ass

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Choosing our birthday boy de jour was a toughie, as Justin Theroux and Antonio Banderas both squirted out 45 and 56 years ago today respectively, but when I realized that Prince Charming himself Brenton Thwaites - from Maleficent - went naked and showed off his gorgeous, probably hairy ass in Son of a Gun (2014) I knew I had my guy. BTW if you need a refresher, this is what Theroux's dick looks like. 

First off, let's just all say it together: "Eyebrows." I just want those eyebrows to whisk me away from all this craziness. Just us against the world! Oh, and when I stare into those chocolate brown eyes I see God. Okey I'm like at a 10 right now, I need to calm myself down if I'm going to make it through the day. 

After playing Prince Phillip in Maleficent Brenton Thwaites went on to star in critical darling Gods of Egypt, and has now lined up a spot in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. He also starred in The Giver and SPEAKING OF, you'll want to do some giving after seeing his gorgeous ass cheeks! Judging by that thigh hair I'm thinking there's probably a hairy situation going on in that crack, or am I just a dreamer?