Nick Jonas Justin Bieber Together on Instagram, People Freak

Together And It Feels So Wood

My no-no has really started opening up for Justin Bieber lately - in no small part to again seeing his gorgeous dick (sorry not sorry) - and that fact that he's for some reason hanging out with dic wetter Nick Jonas has all kinds of narratives happening in my pants. Nick Jonas posted a picture of the two dudes hanging out with the caption "Flashback @justinbieber" and then the hands emoji that recreates the way he was holding onto Justin's ass while eating his hole. Probably.

The flashback can't be TOO long ago, because it looks like Justin Bieber's hair is in peak douche phase which happened in late 2015 and early 2016. A part of me feels that as a "mid-level pop star" (again: HAHAHA) Nick Jonas might just be trying to associate himself with Bieber for no real reason, another part of me feels like this is way of telling us about an upcoming collaboration, and yet another part of me can't stop thinking about how close their dicks are together! Justin's thick uncut peen and majestic bush are like a foot and half away from Nick's Jonasty parts.

Because I plan on someday letting my imagination take complete control of my body and ending up on a bleak TLC reality show, bare with me and picture this butt:

Getting with this dick:

Okay I'm done.

Via Instagram