Colton Haynes Gives Face Porn in New Out Magazine

Colton Haynes gives ALL the face in the new September issue of Out Magazine, to the point where it's pretty much just face porn. That is a NSFW gaze if I ever saw one! I mean between him and Gregg Sulkin I don't want to be labeled as an eyebrow fucker, because labels HURT, but yeah I would find a way to fuck those eyebrows to infinity and beyond. 

There's other stuff besides Colton's face that we'll cover, but you know, I'm not done with this face. I didn't realize that Colton was covered in freckles, which is just the cutest thing ever. Also, it seems like in the striking photo the 28-year-old is sans makeup and sans excessive Photoshopping, which gives us a look at the vulnerable but defiant seeming Colton and every part of his perfect... I'll only say this word one more time... face. The sun may have kissed him, but I want to fuck him!

Okay, 2016 is definitely Colton Haynes' year, and in addition to coming out of the closet he is set to star in the upcoming season of Scream Queens. If you're gay and in a Ryan Murphy show, it means you've made it. The title of the heartfelt Out article is "Pretty Hurts: The Joy and Heartache of Colton Haynes," and after reading it I gather I wasn't supposed to want to fuck his face on the cover, and instead the picture was supposed to elicit a less horny emotion.

Among other things, the Teen Wolf and Arrow star discusses the difficult information he received about his father's death: Via Out (link below)

“I’m the last person in the world who would say, ‘Oh, my dad—pity me,’” says Haynes, whose father, seven times married, split from Dana and was never close with him. “But I was told that my dad killed himself because he found out I was gay. So, of course, I lost it and was like, ‘How could you say something like that?’ And no one will ever really know the truth. But my brother and my mom went to pick up my dad’s stuff, and the only picture on his fridge was my eighth-grade graduation picture. So I was just like, Fuck.” 

Haynes also discusses that fact that he hasn't really had a lot of sex, because all things considered he's still a gay newbie:

“I haven’t had sex in—I couldn’t tell you how long,” says Haynes, noting that he’s been burned by love, that he’s been shy and reclusive, and that he’s been on two dates in two years. “I wish had more to tell you, but it just doesn’t happen.”

The part of the interview that dashes all hopes of a romantic future for Colton Haynes and me is when he describes his ideal man. He says that his guy in the sky is a combination of his main celeb crushes John Cena, Idris Elba, and Ryan Reynolds. Since I'm a combination of Michael Cera and Michael Cera I'm going to bow out of the race gracefully, but if you fit that description you should go for it! And call me. Here's the video for the September Out shoot, and check out some more pics in the gallery!

Via Out