I know it's a slow news day when I start to think of how to spin the news that Bella Thorne in My Side came out as bi sexual (she looks like Clay Aiken in Emma Roberts drag, and Clay Aiken is gay?) so we'll check out these resurfaced dick pics from Doctor Who star Matt Smith! At the time the then 31-year-old Matt was dating the tiredest looking Carly Rae Jepson you ever will see, AKA Daisy Lowe, and the pics were taken while the two were in a hotel room together.
I'm told by my mom - an avid Doctor Who fan - that Matt Smith is a looker, but when I look at his face all I see is The Thing from Fantastic Four:
Matt Smith
Whether or not you think a clothed Matt Smith is hot is really besides the point on this one and hopefully only Throwback Wednesday™, because he has a pretty fucking gorgeous Brit dick that you can check out in the gallery! Dude looks like he's having the time of his life taking these naked pictures in a hotel room holding a box of Kleenex. You do you!