The Best Part of Vacation Is Hotel Sex

There are many great things about vacation—no work, sleeping late, eating like you're not going to get fat—but by far the greatest of them all is making a sweet, sexy mess all over your hotel room.

This pair is obviously taking a trip away from home. You can tell by their recent and vivid tan lines and the fact that they're fucking. Everyone gets laid on vacation! Not only is it fun to sleep in a new place—hopefully one near a beach with a warm climate—but you don't have to clean up after yourself. Spill all the lube you want, come all over the sheets, just throw the condom rappers on the floor. As long as you're not embarrassed by what the maid might be thinking, then who gives a shit. It's not like you need to clean them or they're your sheets that are going to be crusty. And there is a nice spotless shower right next to the bed when you're done, and there are always clean towels. Sure, lying on the beach might be nice, but we'd much rather have a year-round sex session clean up service, that's for damn sure.

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