Ellen Douses Taylor Lautner With Her Liquid

Ellen has been coming up with all kinds of ways to get her celebrity guests soaked, and most recently played a game called "Oops! My Water Broke" with Taylor Lautner. Well, my water just broke as well, because damn if Taytay isn't looking smoking hot these days! I was always more of a Robert Pattinson guy back in the Twilight era, but now that Taylor Lautner has some more hair on his face and a couple extra years on him, I'm all about it!

Lautner's career trajectory has landed him in the hands of Ryan Murphy on Scream Queens, so I'm sure we can anticipate some shirtless action from him in the near future. even though it would be nice if he was out of that long sleeve shirt while getting splashed with Ellen's fluids, there's something about seeing the fabric cling to his uh-mazing muscles that's doing things for me. Robert Pattinson, stop doing dumb fashion commercials and start doing whatever this is, please!

Just a couple of days ago Milo Ventimiglia also helped Ellen keep her target demographic of Cupcake wine moms and gay men satiated with a soaked appearance. Milo's sans shame publicity stunt (which was actually for a breast cancer charity so you REALLY can't say anything about it) involved getting completely drenched in the Ulta Beauty Splash Tank. For an article about October Pinkwashing head HERE. 

Check out Milo's gorgeous, sexy, incomparable body below, and the new and improved Taylor above! Ellen just like, GETS us!