Oui! French Rugby Player Charles Ollivon Locker Room Penis

October 14, 2016
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Well, bonjoir Charles Ollivon (ALLEGEDLY)! Veux-tu put dick dans mon mouth? While I fine tune my impeccable French, you should check out this amazing footage of sexy as hell French rugby player Charles Ollivon (ALLEGEDLY) flashing dick and ass while nude in the locker room! The Gay Internet is swearing to me that Charles is indeed the guy in the GIF's below, and even though I'm not 100% positive, we'll go with it until we get information stating otherwise. Earlier this week we saw the not safe for eyeballs three way with Antonio Luna and Sergi Enrich, and I definitely assumed that would be a wrap on my sports coverage this week.

Just call me ESPeenN, because I'm back with a second story, and this one DOESN'T involve a female shish kebab. It isn't a secret that nudity is NBD across The Pond, so it makes sense that Infosport would film a live segment in a men's locker room. Any network willing to take the risk of accidentally showing off sweaty, buff, athletic, naked men is okay and my book. Thankfully that's exactly what happens when Charles Ollivon (ALLEGEDLY) and a teammate saunter past the camera. Thanks to his long and noticeably outward hanging penis, we get more of Charles than we bargained for. I mean that ass alone is something creams are made of, but a look at his dick as well? J'aime ze ass crack et ze cock!

The 23-year-old Charles Ollivon is a "flanker" for the Bayonne team, and stands at, gulp, 6' 6.5" tall. Yeah, that's one tall drink of water, and mama thirsty. Check out the GIF's of Charles (ALLEGEDLY) below and tell us what you think! Since I don't know rugby stars from Adam, I'll just paste together that face and this body and convince my spank bank that it's the same person.