Birthday Boy Toy: Gay Matt Dallas Pubes Not Safe For Holes

Matt Dallas (34)

If your butthole just turned into the sand monster from Star Wars, it's because it can already sense the irresistible sexiness of a shirtless Matt Dallas letting his pubes peek out of some gray undies. IT HONGRY! your hole might also be aware the Matt Dallas is openly gay, which only makes him hotter, because, butt sex. 

Even though Dallas has blue eyes that peer into the hole as well as a hole lot of sexy dark locks, he hasn't risen to the fame that he deserves. You might have seen Matt as the belly button-less Kyle from Kyle XY, or if you are amazing, you saw him as Seth alongside Hilary Duff in feminist classic Beauty & the Briefcase! These shirtless and pube-out stills are from his web series Anne & Jake, and let's just hope 34 is the year we get to see DallASS! 

PS: You can see his alleged dick pic HERE, but I'll honestly take the pubes.