Luke Adams and Kurtis Wolfe star in this "Little Red Riding Hood" Themed Scene at Men.com

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Or..."Red Rides" as Men.com prefers to call it.

This may even be worse than that "One Erection" fiasco from Cockyboys.

As I've said before, gay porn is like Clue. 

In Clue:

• Someone
• Kills someone else
• In this location
• With this weapon

In gay porn:

• Someone
• Fucks someone else
• In this scenario
• At this studio

Essentially, you have some porn actors, a studio, and a theme. 

While 2016 has seen some movement with gay porn actors (many from last decade are unretiring, some are un-hiatusing), and some studios (many of which are failing, while others try to go after extreme niches), this year hasn't been without it's fair share of terrible themes.

Besides "One Erection" - which, besides the terrible theme, was poorly executed and promoted in its own right - there were may other terrible scene themes in 2016.

Remember those terrible "Pokemon Go" themed scenes?

Remember that scene done in front of a Confederate Flag?

The fact that it was interracial made it even worse.

Not to mention all those obscure holiday themes (passover) from Man Royale, or all those themeless "Sex On Boxes" scenes from Falcon and Raging Stallion.

Men.com, however, may have the worst gay porn parody theme of 2016: Little Red Riding Hood.

Or..."Red Rides" as they're calling it.

From Men.com:

In "Red Rides:, Luke Adams journeys to the big city for the first time and faces the Big Bad Kurtis Wolfe. Waking from a nap back at Wolfe's place, Luke is faced with a big throbbing cock...

I'll save you from having to read the rest.

In This Scene, Luke Adams plays Little Red Riding Hood.

Because all you need is a red cap, a red hoodie, and a red couch! But you know what's confusing?

When they get back to Kurtis' place, Kurtis is wearing the hoodie and Luke is wearing the "Big Bad" outfit.

Maybe it was supposed to be a flip-flop scene?? Maybe Kurtis couldn't get hard, and eventually could? Maybe literally everyone involved forgot who was playing what character? I suppose we'll never know. I know the preview video will make you cringe though...

Theme aside, the scene, and the sex are hot.

Kurtis has an amazing body, and Luke has an amazing ass. Luke gets that amazing ass eaten out, allowing Kurtis to display his oral skills.

Luke shows off his oral skills too!

After some rimming of Kurtis' hole (maybe they WERE supposed to flip flop?) he pulls out Kurtis' cock and gives him some oral in the world's most uncomfortable position for that. And then kurtis fucks Luke's beefy Ass until they both shoot loads of Cetaphil all over each other.

This is one of the worst themes of 2016, and we still have 2 months left to go. Not to mention Halloween is right around the corner. And you know how those themes go. Brace yourselves, everyone.

Do you like gay porn scenes with a theme, or do you prefer your porn on the less "far reaching" side? 

WATCH KURTIS WOLFE POUND LUKE ADAMS AT MEN.COM