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[WATCH: Hairy Tales Scene 1 - Men.com]
As I've said before, gay porn is like Clue.
Essentially, you have some porn actors, a studio, and a theme.
While 2016 has seen some movement with gay porn actors (many from last decade are unretiring, some are un-hiatusing), and some studios (many of which are failing, while others try to go after extreme niches), this year hasn't been without it's fair share of terrible themes.
Besides "One Erection" - which, besides the terrible theme, was poorly executed and promoted in its own right - there were may other terrible scene themes in 2016.
The fact that it was interracial made it even worse.
Not to mention all those obscure holiday themes (passover) from Man Royale, or all those themeless "Sex On Boxes" scenes from Falcon and Raging Stallion.
Or..."Red Rides" as they're calling it.
From Men.com:
In "Red Rides:, Luke Adams journeys to the big city for the first time and faces the Big Bad Kurtis Wolfe. Waking from a nap back at Wolfe's place, Luke is faced with a big throbbing cock...
I'll save you from having to read the rest.
Because all you need is a red cap, a red hoodie, and a red couch! But you know what's confusing?
Maybe it was supposed to be a flip-flop scene?? Maybe Kurtis couldn't get hard, and eventually could? Maybe literally everyone involved forgot who was playing what character? I suppose we'll never know. I know the preview video will make you cringe though...
Kurtis has an amazing body, and Luke has an amazing ass. Luke gets that amazing ass eaten out, allowing Kurtis to display his oral skills.
After some rimming of Kurtis' hole (maybe they WERE supposed to flip flop?) he pulls out Kurtis' cock and gives him some oral in the world's most uncomfortable position for that. And then kurtis fucks Luke's beefy Ass until they both shoot loads of Cetaphil all over each other.
This is one of the worst themes of 2016, and we still have 2 months left to go. Not to mention Halloween is right around the corner. And you know how those themes go. Brace yourselves, everyone.