Okay We’ll Bite, Joe Jonas Is Soaking & You’re Wet in Notion

It seems like Joe Jonas is going to officially be a part of our lives here at Fleshbot Gay (especially if he continues to show off his smoking bod in the shower like in these pics from Notion Magazine) and I have to say I'm not complaining! As we previously discussed, his career trajectory is queerily similar to Nick Jonas', and right now he's around Nick Jonas' upper ass beard black and whites / Calvin Klein Marky Mary impersonation stage. ::Said like a Cupcake wine mom at a park when talking about her kid:: "Omg it's SUCH a great stage!" Unfortunately I can't yet tell if he's going to be an actual gay baiter as well, but if he wants to join the manwagon and film some gay sex scenes, be my guest Joe!

In these pictures from a one word magazine, Joe Jonas shows off his damn fine bod in a bib designed to make clean up easier when he spontaneously jizzes on himself when catching a glimpse in the mirror. Honestly! Joe's cultivating a look that's a bit more manscaped than Nick's, but his lips, eyebrows, and amazing head of hair are all too familiar to us Nick fans. In the Notion picture where Joe's flaunting his happy trail from under a white shirt, I can tell that he's a little TOO trim and proper for my tastes (like, those arms have been waxed, right?). However, if push came to shove it inside me I'd be all about it.

Joe's also following in lil' bro's footsteps by giving dirty deets in his interviews, and that's a Jonas trait that I can always get behind. Here's what he has to say about his earliest experiences with porn:

I would use my address to log into the websites, and I did this for seven days straight. A month later – and by the way, my dad was a pastor at the time – for a week or two straight there was a postcard with a naked woman on it saying ‘Come join us again Joe’ or ‘We really miss you’ or ‘You naughty boy, come visit us again.'

And on having to keep his white foam at bay while under the watchful eye of Disney:

Hollywood Records were under Disney…and obviously just the age we were, we had to be careful with the certain things we wrote and said…We couldn’t be too sexual or romantic in certain ways. And that’s tough because at the same time you’re growing up and you want to write about these experiences you’re having as a young adult.

So what's the deal, do you want to Blow Jonas? If he would just let his body hair do it's thing, and leak a sex tape with Nick Jonas*, I'd be all in!

*Oh come on I KNOW you're a piece of filth and are thinking about it too. 

Via Just Jared