Gaga’s Gays: The Top Ten Homoerotic Moments From “Alejandro”

Lady Gaga premiered the video for ‘Alejandro' today, calling it "a celebration and an admiration of gay love." We don't know about all that, but she certainly does keep her gays well fed on a diet of eye candy.

· Alejandro (ladygaga.com)

The gays march in formation wearing their traditional garb of combat boots, booty shorts and girdles.
Aaaw, they're just playing around.
These guys are our favorites.
Actually, this guy is our favorite.
And can anybody figure out who the guy on the right with the scruff is? The beard totally makes it.
Hah. In your dreams, Gaga. (Ours, too.)
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that muscle flexing on top of his hip bone? Exquisite.
Surprisingly, this is the closest we get to a man-on-man kiss in the entire video.
This guy is our second favorite.
That's right Gaga—the gays created you, and we can destroy you at any time. Kidding!
Honorable mention: Not homoerotic per se, but the rosary/anal beads imagery definitely get points for sacrilege.