Everything You Need to Know About Guidos You Can Learn From Porn

We already told you about "Jersey Score" Jet Set's all-gay-for-pay parody of MTV trashy reality show. What we didn't tell you is that everything you need to know about guidos you can learn by watching the movie.

The photographic preview of the movie is up on Jet Set's website and we're amazed at the lessons it has to teach us about this subset of the human species. So enjoy the pictures of Dean Coxx, Kevin Cavalli and the rest and learn a thing or two about guidos.

·"Jersey Score" (jetsetmen.com)

As important as gym, tanning, and laundry are to these boys, so is cleanliness. That is why they fuck in the bathroom.

This guy knows how to suck the juice out of a pickle, just like Snooki.

Guidos are always two Jagger bombs away from going gay.

Even when naked, don't forget to wear a few retarded accessories.

Don't bother taking your conquest home when you can score in the bar and then go back to the dancefloor and beat up the beat.

Guidos think you're only gay if you enjoy getting fucked. That's why Hayden Steven's has to make a face that says he hates it, so he'll look straight. However, the load coating his pubes belies his true feelings.

Kissing another guy is only acceptable if his muscles are as big as yours.