The Boys Who Run Stag Homme Must Be A Bunch Of Fat Fatties

April 12, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Actually porn celebrity couple Francesco D'Macho and Damien Crosse both have wonderful, big, muscular bodies but we have no idea how they maintain them. These two are absolutely obsessed with food. They can't go two minutes without stuffing their faces!

This isn't the first time we've noticed this, but these two want to put something edible in all their movies. First was their update Bacchus where Rob Nelson and Crosse get all culinary before they get to copulating. There's honey and milk and other sorts of substances all over each other. And now they have a new feature called "Thugs in Public" which films (you guessed it) thugs jerking off in public. They start with gorgeous argentine Lucas Gabo. But is it enough to have a hairy stud with a fat uncut cock working his joint for the camera. Nooooo! He has to drink a beer too. And then...and then he eats his cum. We swear, this is worse than when you go visit your grandmother and she won't let you leave the house unless you take some food. OK, actually, if they keep showing us hot international studs getting wild for the camera, we don't give a fuck what they eat, as long as we get to watch!