Bears Repeating

February 19, 2010
CALAMITOUS

Xtube user DALLAS60664 is kind of like one of the bears from those cartoon Charmin commercials. That is to say, he's exactly at that middle point between huggably soft and could tear you in half.

But we mean that in more of a fun, sexy way than a gruesome, evisceration-y way. This guy has pretty much the perfect bear physique. He's got just enough muscle underneath that we know he could really give us a run for our money, and just enough of a beer belly on top that we'd have something to pass out on when it was all over.

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