Masturbators Mark Their Territory

We already knew that pretty much everybody masturbates, but we never expected to find people masturbating pretty much everywhere. It's one thing to get off in a public bathroom or behind some bushes in a park, but a hallway? Ballsy.

After all, hallways aren't really the most inconspicuous of public masturbation spots, what with their generally being long corridors with no real hiding spots or anything like that. And not only does this guy manage to get off in the middle of a hallway, but he even gets away with taking the time to set up a camera first! We predict that, by the next Winter Olympics, you won't be able to take two steps without landing on the former set of somebody's Xtube video by the time the next Winter Olympics come around.

· Jerking Off In A Hallway