This Italian Stud Calendar Is a Month Late, But Zero Dollars Short

It's a little lame to debut a 2010 calendar most of the way through January, but when it is full of gorgeous beefcake like this, we can wait. Welcome to Italy, where they take the time to do it right.

This is the annual Fotomodelli calendar from Italy. We don't know much about it since, well, it's in Italian and the website where we found the pictures is French, but we know that we speak the international language. No, it's not love, it's the boner that is raging to get out of our jeans right now. Yeah, that works in any country. But these boys can work on your wall right now. They're all bronzed, buffed, and oiled up. It's like the guidos on "Jersey Shore," but still from the old country and with better hair. So, who cares if it's almost February. What we always enjoyed about every Italian lover we had is that he we always tardy, but once he arrived, he sure took his time.

·Fotomodelli Calendar (parisianboys.com)