You Better Watch Out, Dario Is the New Levi

Recently we were telling you that every pornstar is named Levi. There's a new name that's sweeping the smut planet, and it is sexy, European, and rolls off the tongue like a hot load on a cold day.

It's Dario! This is Dario Beck, the newest hottie in TitanMen's stable of greatness. We were thinking about his name and we've noticed it a lot lately. Our old journalism professor taught us that three's a trend, so here are two more to prove it.

Here is Bel Ami's tasty twink Dario Dolce in the second spot. He should be pulling up the rear—or doing anything with his rear—but we'll save that for later.

No, this isn't Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Famer Steve Cruz, it's Dario Stefano, the pornstar character he plays in Raging Stallion's "Focus/Refocus."

There you have it, three's a trend. Look for Dario Steele, Dario Diesel, Dario Mason, Dario Rockland, Dario Ryder, and Dario Idol all to make a splash this year.