Every Time You Hook Up With A Straight Guy, It Looks Like This

In our younger days, we were lucky enough to mess around with a few "straight" guys looking to experiment. Southern Strokes captures the vibe of all of these encounters in one jack-off video. Let's do an anatomy of the scene.

This is Sean, one of the many straight boys who like to touch what's below their Mason Dixon line on camera. You can tell this boy is really straight by a few key elements.

They Wear Shitty Underwear: None of the 2(x)ist bullshit or anything else that looks like a quadratic equation, and never anything with a silly, ironic print or faggoty color. You'll get white, black, grey, or blue, and usually it's a brand available at Target, Wal-Mart, or other discount store where his mother (or girlfriend) picked them up for him. They're often clean, but always ill-fitting.

They Only Groom Their Balls: Contrary to popular believe, straight boys do some manscaping. It has penetrated the culture enough that straight girls now demand it and it makes their dick look bigger, so they'll trim the pubes and shave the balls. Everything else, though, is off limits. It's gay to work your hair into an over all design, but a little snip to get laid, totally butch, bro.

As Soon As He Comes, It's Over: They are not going to stick around for cuddling and conversation. Before they can even finish wiping the cum off with their bargain drawers they will be redressed and out the door to feel guilty while sitting around their girlfriend's house. This might make you feel a little empty after you get his rocks off, but having the story of bedding a hot breeder is well worth it.

·Sean at Southern Strokes (southernstrokes.com)