We Don’t Mind If Christmas Comes Early If It Comes Like This

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, and still, everywhere we turn it looks like Christmas . Too soon! But then we saw Chris Rockway wrapping paper. Suddenly all is forgiven.

The geniuses at Unzipped has the brilliant idea to take a bunch of the pics from their new spread with the Randy Blue superstar and make them into wrapping paper so that the horny boy in your life won't know that he's getting the Eric Rhodes Supercock dildo until the 25th. That's right, you can download the PDF, print it out at home, and put something on your packages that everyone will want to stuff their stocking with. Oh, we could make dirty Christmas puns until Santa cums in our chimney, but instead, we're just gonna go back to jerking off looking at this paper. Hmm, think that will be sticky enough we won't have to use tape?

· A Gift for You Ho Ho Hos: Naughty Chris Rockway Wrapping Paper! (blog.unzipped.net)