Raging Stallion Comes Up With Possibly The Best Porn Movie Title Ever

November 17, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Porn names are often derided for being silly, too-long, and over-the-top. Well, Raging Stallion is exploiting all those things with the most gloriously ironically fabulous title of all time. They're going to have to work hard to outdo this one.

Yes, it's "Ten Pound Tube Steak." Is it what's for dinner? We don't know, but there are eight stars snacking on the meal in this movie released last month (but we just heard of today). These days, with many movies just being a collection of scenes that will sell more and play better as pay-per-view scenes on the internet, a name for an entire movie becomes less important. Without a theme or storyline to play off of, why not use something that is silly but sexy, evocative but campy, and generic but attention grabbing. "Ten Pound Tube Steak." It's brilliant and perfect. Like a great top, it doesn't try too hard, but it tries just hard enough. And on top if it you get to see Cole Streets get fucked by Antonio Biaggi and Devin Moss fuck Tristin Phoenix. Sure, those things are great, but don't forget about the name!