The Hottie Has Amazing Secret Talents

Next Door Male's James Jamesson is our ideal man. He's red-headed, tattooed, as Irish as corned beef on St. Paddy's Day, and sure knows how to construct a porn name. Also, he has abilities that will absolutely amaze you.

That's right, he can suck his own dick! You think it would be enough with the tight body, the handsome face, and that little bit of swagger that would make you think about crossing the street when he approaches but you won't because he's so fucking hot you kind of hope that he'll take you home and beat the shit out of you and use all your orifices for a week while you're chained to the radiator. Or maybe that's just us.

So, when it comes time to get off, James isn't messing with just jerking off. No, he's giving himself the oral pleasure. And if the taste of his own dick weren't enough, he wears his messy self-facial like it's a crown. His grin at the end of the video while he shows off his man juice that's all caught in his red whiskers is enough to make us want to slit our wrists with excitement. Instead of that, we're going to go to try (and fail) to suck our own dick for the 9,763,912th time. Wish us luck!

·James Jamesson on Next Door Male (nextdoormale.com)