Big Dicked And Literate? Somebody Pinch Us!

There are few things better than a guy who's hot and who has a huge, gorgeous cock. Right now, the only one that matters is a guy who's hot, has a huge gorgeous cock, and who reads. Actual books, too!

We're not saying that brains and beauty are mutually exclusive, but experience has proven that they rarely come as a package deal. That's why we're so excited to see that bookshelf in the background being used for more than just lube storage space. Goodness gracious, this hotty would be perfect if he didn't have that creepy-ass doll staring us down from behind the couch. (Seriously, what the fuck?) But that's easy enough to fix. We'll just have it face the wall when we come over. Then we'll sit on that awesome dick and have our new man read us The Hobbit or something.

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