All Masterpieces Need to Be Remade As Porn

November 9, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Whenever Sister Nicotina of the Holy Smoke used to drag us and the class of St. Dympha's School for Wayward Boys to an art museum we always thought the classics needed more cock. Now we finally get our wish!

This recreation of the boring Reubens' painting "The Last Judgement" was done by New York photographer Jeff Eason (who works under the name WilsonModels) and Troy Dunham of Troy Boy Designs. Just look at it. They took all the boring old Jesusy stuff and filled it in with crazy hot guys. It's like our dream come true! If we ever built a basillica or cathedral or any such thing, this is going on the ceiling. We'll have a chance to bit on it (along with everyone else) at the GLAAD 2009 Art Auction, but heaven help you if you try to bid against us!