We Would Let This Entire Defense Line Fuck Us

We can not fucking wait for "Gridiron Gangbang," the new movie from All World's Video that has every single porn thing that we love in it. We can hardly wait for it to come out next week.

But seriously it has muscle guys, tattoos, jockstraps, a locker room scene, and—of course—an orgy scene. This movie couldn't be more up our alley if director Chi Chi LaRue herself called up and said, "Hey, Brian, what would you like to see in a move?" And this cast! Jeremy Bilding, Josh Griffin, Johnny Hazzard, Cameron Marshall, Mitchell Rock, and three others all fucking Vance Winter! We love the moment when one top pulls out and another one scoots right in. It's like, "Yeah, Vance, you are a dirty slut. A dirty slut that turns us on. How we wish we were you." That is like our idea of heaven. And it's going to be hell watching the mail every day for our DVD to arrive.

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