Xtube Answers Another Of Life’s Great Mysteries

Whenever we've seen Renaissance paintings of naked men with perfect proportions and flaccid penises, we've always wondered what they'd look like erect. Now, we just assume that they'd look a lot like this.

Xtube user hilex might as well have climbed down from the ceiling and directly into this Xtube clip, that's how beautiful this man is. From the relaxed, classical pose on white linen sheets to the play of sunlight and shadow on his chiseled torso, this man is a study in male perfection. It's actually sort of frightening. We think he might be a robot.

Taking my time