The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Bulgers In Your Front

October 5, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

As men, we are blessed that every morning, God gives us a very special gift to greet the day. Yes, we're talking about morning wood, and finally the fashion world is putting this scientific phenomenon to artistic use.

WAD magazine, which is French and the coolest name for a magazine just about ever, has a whole spread in their latest issue devoted to groggy guys with boners. We haven't been excited about waking up since they gave Kathie Lee Gifford an hour on the "Today" show! It's amazing that it took so long for a magazine to use this concept, and we're impressed that the French will just find this witty and amusing, whereas, if this were in Details, a whole bunch of holy rollers would be all up in arms about it. The only arms we want to be in are of one of these guys, preferably in the morning with their good morning sunshine pressing against our ass.