Hey Pornstars, If You’re Going to Steal a Name, Steal a Sexy One

This is Massive Studios newest hunk Tom Wolf. He is macho and hairy and the sexiest thing we've see all day. Too bad his name sucks.

We always say that a good porn name should be descriptive and also evocative of the aura that the star is trying to create. By that formula, Tom Wolf, is an excellent choice. Tom is a nice, normal but masculine name, and Wolf says that he's sexy, a bit older, but totally on the prowl and ready to attack. Woof! Too bad Tom Wolfe is an old literary fuddy-duddy known for wearing white suits and writing some of the best novels of the last century. We can understand why a new model would want to rip off the name of a hot young star, like Bel Ami's Kris Evans, but why on Earth would you want people thinking about "Bonfire of the Vanities" when they should be thinking about just how good his luscious cock would feel up their ass?

So, to recap:

Tom Wolfe.

Not Tom Wolf.