Why Aren’t American Jocks As Cool As Nick Youngquest?!

Nick Youngquest is an Aussie who plays rugby in England. He is straight and the cover model for the current "sex issue" of British homo rag Attitude magazine. We can not stop staring at his dick in these red tights.

Seriously, how fucking awesome is Youngquest, who has also been a model for the ever popular Gods of Football calendar. As The Sword points out he has been on the cover of three gay magazines. Shit, we would create "Fleshbot Monthly" just to put him on the cover. In Attitdue, he does a 10-page spread where he poses entirely nude.

If that wasn't pandering enough to his faggy fans, he also married the winner of Oz's version of "So You Think You Can Dance." And, well, he fucking looks like this. If we wake up tomorrow with a vagina, we're crossing the Atlantic to kill that dancing cunt and make Nick our man.

· Attitude (attitude.co.uk)