Go Green! Recycle Your Semen!

It looks like somebody out there finally figured out how to combine our favorite pastime (jerking off) with our favorite thing-we-try-to-do-if-we-remember (recycling). Hooray!

Well, to be perfectly honest, we're not exactly sure how we feel about what's going on in this video. Xtube user genxtr67_1-0 is a hotty, that's for damn sure, and the minute or so that this video spends solely in plain old jerk-off territory is a pure delight. Great abs, great arms, great cock. Of course, then he decides to get a little creative, sticks a plastic tube up his urethra, orgasms into it, and sucks up all of his own cum (the tube makes a pretty exaggerated slurping sound when he's done, too). And that's…well…

Let's just say this, we had a bizarre and very secret crush on Captain Planet from ages 6 – 8, so can't really help but be supporters of "reduce, reuse, recycle" in all the varied forms it takes. But even if genxtr67_1-0 saves thousands on Kleenex and paper towel expenses this year thanks to this new technique of his….meh, he can keep it.

· Spunk in a Tube for Xtube (xtube.com)