Shooting For Gold

Now that Women's Boxing is finally an official Olympic sport and golf may be on its way, we think it's time we expanded the 2012 events list by just a bit. That's right: Competitive Masturbation!

Of course, Xtube user shooterluva already has a significant head start in terms of his training regiment. In this pretty excellent jerk-off video shooterluva shows us what an event like long-distance ejaculating could look like. The athletes begin in a crouched position—ah, what grace, what focus! They limber up all the essential muscles, do about 4,000 rapid-fire kegels, and then... well, you can watch the video to find out what happens next. But that got us thinking, what other jerk-off events would work well for the London games? Marathon edging? Synchronized Orgasm? Something grisly involving ping-pong balls? The possibilities are endless.

· Going For Distance (xtube.com)