If You Asked, We’d Tell…This is Annoying, Hot

After a long week, the last thing you want is an annoying roommate running around in his underwear grinding his junk in your face. What if that roommate was a Marine, you could forgive him, hmm? To the videos!

Really, there's not much to say about this other than "party boy" seems like an "American Idol" reject that was so bad they made him enlist so that they could ship him off to Afghanistan so he could meet a grisly end. Well, he's not going to miss out on the chance to prove his heterosexuality by rubbing his crotch on his fellow survicemembers on the way out. We hate him because it's insane and we hate him even more for giving us a boner.