Sean Cody Model Now Hoping to Get Screwed By Life, Too

August 13, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Sean Cody announced this week that his boy Harley (who we can actually tell apart from all the rest, so that's a bonus) is leaving porn to be a model and actor. We have some advice for him.

Don't quit your gay job. We know Harley, who also goes by his nom de porn Simon Dexter, has a Model Mayhem page, but we don't see you on the cover of Men's Fitness anytime soon. As for acting, he may be good, but the best he's going to do is playing a zombie on Here! TV's "The Lair." And that's cool and all, just remember, it's an uphill battle. And if that doesn't work out, well, there's always porn!