Oh, (Leather) Daddy

Many a time have we fantasized about tender, candle-lit lovemaking on a bearskin rug with some beautiful man. But fuck that wussy crap. After watching this video, we're pretty much over it.

Seeing leather daddy HotTopFeeder jerk himself off has inspired us to make some mental revisions. Let's see, first we'll shave off our imaginary lover's faggy shoulder-length hair. We'll have him toss on a pair of assless leather chaps, maybe a studded cock ring. Then we'll throw out that ugly old bearskin (where the hell did we even get that thing, anyway?), and replace it with a spotted cowhide. Maybe we'll even trade in those glasses of champagne for a nice warm mouthful of…well, perhaps it's best to take these things slowly.

· One-Eye's Spit (xtube.com)