Um, Hi. Will You Please Crush Us Like A Grape?

This meaty monstrosity is Paul Powerhouse and he will be starring in our dreams for the next several nights. We expect to wake up in a sticky mess, and hopefully with a bruise or two.

He is the newest exclusive at muscle worship website Jock Butt. We never quite understood the appeal of a site that shows only what you could see at any good bodybuilding competition, but now that we've seen our new lover Paul, we're going to be riding this Jock Butt like it's the train to salvation.

We don't know much about Paul other than that he's big, beefy, and beautiful. We would assume that he is straight (otherwise, why wouldn't he just make more money taking it up the ass for Falcon or—shudder—Jake Cruise) but he does have a really cheesy tribal tattoo, so we're holding onto a hope that he's a giant cocksucker like the rest of us.

· Paul Powerhouse (jockbutt.com)