Stop The Presses! Sean Cody Wakes Up To Realize Black People Exist!

Sean Cody's site had our eyes glazing over long ago by looking like a relentless homage to Hitler's Aryan Youth. We began to think all white people looked alike. Thankfully, someone told him there are other colors in the rainbow. Meet Geoff.

Geoff is like an oasis in a sexual desert of sandy blonds everywhere. Sean Cody wants all us horny bitches to be fully aware of his monumental inclusion by giving Geoff a basketball! We're shocked the stud wasn't forced to pose with an oversized baseball cap next to Ebony magazine while watching BET.

Still, thank the porn gods Seanie's learned the word "diversity." Here's hoping he'll discover there's such a thing as Latinos, and Asians, and all the many shades of God's dick-lovin' children.

· Geoff (seancody.com)