Yeeees, We’d Like To Learn More About Mormonism, Young Man

Let's face it. We may be repulsed by the political abominations of the Mormons, but we'd join tomorrow if it meant hot sex with Latter Day boys. When the doorbell rings, we'd invite this fresh-faced fucker in to convert us.

Although we'd be equally as busy converting him to the homosex. Suckeddry has the right idea. He makes it his mission to forget quoting The Book of Mormon to memorize chapters from The Joy of Gay Sex. The disciple learns quick: he sucks, he rims, he gets two fingers up the ass. We love how he keeps on the crisp white button-up and cheap tie. Joseph Smith, Jr. and his many wives can roll in their graves; we'll keeping rolling in the hay.

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