Psst…Ladies Like Hot Guys In Their Advertising, Too

June 4, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

We were just going on the other day that you need half-naked hunks to sell shit to gays. It seems the same holds true for women. The randy ladies wanted to see this guy so badly they broke the internet!

According to U.K. online adult store Ann Summers (it sounds more like a place where you buy sensible separates rather than vibrators), a new strip tease feature starring this manly Marine was so popular that it crashed their servers. They're using British go-go boy Roberto to push their line of Rabbit vibrators (you know, the one Charlotte got addicted to on "Sex and the City") but the only thing he's pushing is our buttons. Sure his cheesey strip dance is the campy Chippendale's shtick that appeals more to straight women than gay men, but abs are abs, honey. And can we hear it for those stripper pants that just pull off. Where can we get a pair of those?!