Those Aren’t Glasses, They’re Protective Eye Coverings

Everyone so often, we see something that combines so many of our favorite things it really hits us where we live-and we live in our crotch. This is one of those times, and our house has been officially rocked.

Here is a geek, wearing glasses, and he can shoot himself in the face with a cumshot. But wait. There's more! His name is GolferBoy1800 so that means he's a jock too. What? Golf is still a sport! The only way this could tickle any more of our soft spots is If he turned himself into a bald black man wearing an Aquaman T-shirt and wiped up his jizz with a jockstrap and then retiring to read a comic book. Oh, the things we desire can get so complicated.

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