Hey, Muscle Man, We’re Not Buying the Macho Image

Everyone always seems to think that just because a guy is big and worked-out that he must be tougher than all those skinny queers out there. Just look at this big ol' Mary.

Ok, we have nothing to base this on other than the fact that he's jerking off in front of a table full of stuffed animals. That sounds just a hair gayer than those protein shakes at the gym that come with creatine already in them. If HornyUKCock were really that butch wouldn't have have like posters of that baseball player Madonna was fucking A Rod or something instead? Well, no matter how he decorates, with his huge arms, chest, and uncut cock, he's plenty of man for us!

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