Please, Please Let These White People Fuck Outside This Summer

Because they need to be a little bit tanner! We're not advocating getting skin cancer, but getting a little color before you make a sex tape is not a bad idea.

Pornstars do it all the time, not because they're vain (which they probably are) or want a cancerous melanoma (which they probably don't) but because it makes you look slimmer, healthier, and more erotic. Just ask these two sexy boys who have spent all winter covered up. Sure the fucking is hot, but it's like watching two snow dunes plow into each other. A weekend in the sun, and the sunkissed lovers will have a whole new look. Let's just hope UV rays don't kill that spider tattoo on the top's side. That thing looks deadly!

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