Everything About Mark Huckleberry Is So Wrong It’s Right

Bel Ami's newest (at least to us!) lightly-muscled Euro twink has a lot of strikes against him, but with a full count (and a huge bat) he still manages to be a home run.

First of all there's the name. A pornstar should never be named after an obscure fruit or share a name with a cartoon dog (unless it's Doggie Daddy, that could be kinda hot). Next is the lightly frosted locks that look like something out of West Hollywood in the '90s. Our friends at QueerClick insist that Mark and Barry Manilow were separated at birth.

Finally, the final stroke is that apron he's wearing. The macho man muscles would have made the whole thing the ultimate in cheese, but the cartoon elephant over the crotch elevates it to the level of camp and show us that this boy isn't only just cute, he's a total goofball. Oh, Mark Huckleberry—even with the name, the hair, and the apron, you and your big, uncut piece of meat are still one of our new favorites.

· Bel Ami Online (belamionline.com)